Thursday, October 23, 2008

Another Med School Joke

This one is from our Histo prof...
 
Three vampires go to a bar. 
Waitress: (to the first vampire) "What would you like to drink?"
1st Vampire: "I vant a glass of blood"
Waitress: (to the second vampire) "What do you want to drink?"
2nd Vampire: "I vould like a glass of blood"
Waitress: (to the third vampire) "And, what can I bring you to drink?"
3rd Vampire: "I vant a glass of platelets"
The waitress goes to the bartender to place the order and says "two bloods, and one blood lite"

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